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Thomas Jefferson-"Every generation needs a new revolution".
I'm ready and I'm sure you are too.
Let me see if I got thisright....IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDERILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARSHARD LABOR.IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOUARE DETAINEDINDEFINITELY.IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOUGET SHOT.IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BEJAILED.IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BEHEARD FROM AGAIN.IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BEBRANDED A SPY AND YOURFATE WILL BE SEALED.IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWNINTO POLITICALPRISON TO ROT.IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:1 - A JOB,2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,4 - WELFARE,5 - FOOD STAMPS,6 - CREDIT CARDS7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,8 - FREE EDUCATION,9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTEDIN YOUR LANGUAGE12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILEYOU PROTEST THAT YOUDON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECTI JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THESITUATION... from a friend.Theo
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Thomas Jefferson-"Every generation needs a new revolution".
I'm ready and I'm sure you are too.
Let me see if I got this
right....
IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER
ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS
HARD LABOR.
IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU
ARE DETAINED
INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU
GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE
JAILED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE
HEARD FROM AGAIN.
IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE
BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR
FATE WILL BE SEALED.
IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN
INTO POLITICAL
PRISON TO ROT.
IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:
1 - A JOB,
2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,
3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
4 - WELFARE,
5 - FOOD STAMPS,
6 - CREDIT CARDS
7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
8 - FREE EDUCATION,
9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,
10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED
IN YOUR LANGUAGE
12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE
YOU PROTEST THAT YOU
DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE
SITUATION...
from a friend.
Theo
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