Wednesday, October 2, 2013

HOW IT CAME TO BE

In a dark smoke filled room of a local union in D.C. democrats met to listen to Obama explain the "Affordable Care Act" and why it was a good thing.  


Mr. Obama took the podium and began by shocking everyone that he thought the government should take over the Health care of all citizens. At first people thought it was a joke and began to laugh. Some were saying "yeah sure we can't even run the Postal Service or the IRS and you want to run Health care?  Well Obama was upset and said "I am not kidding with this"?  He went on to say that he knew the Gov would never be able to handle the massive undertaking, but by making it into law it would create jobs in the Gov and in the Private Sector.

Obama said "This is how it will work". We will increase taxes to fund the Care Act and with the increase in revenue we will then pay the Private Insurance Companies to run the program under our supervision. Thus we have created more private sector jobs and another Gov agency. The insurance companies will set the rates subject to our control and it will be a Win Win situation for all of us.

Just then from deep in the crowd came a voice saying " Won't this cost the people a lot more money? Seeing that now they have to buy insurance and they also have to pay more in taxes? Have you considered that?  

At hearing this Hillary jumped up to take the floor and yelled " Master at Arms throw that person out of this meeting , I think he is from Fox News. After the man was escorted out of the union hall Hillary continued speaking saying that yes it would cost everyone more money, but insurance rates were going to go up anyway so WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE'? 

Everyone cheered and said yes the rates and taxes too will all go up anyway but this way with the Affordable Care Act we will get more power and our piece of the pie...and after all isn't that why we are here?  

I don't know I guess so.  Daahh. 


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